Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Saturday, December 20, 2008

BIGFOOT FOUND IN NEW YORK CITY........Nah..It's Just Bernie Madoff

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Now those are the headlines the True National EnQuirer would use to sell newspaper/rags in your grocery store to get attention.


Bernie Madoff is that big. This scandal is THAT big.

It is the biggest, most unbelievable story in American Money History.....it's that big. It's bigger than BIGFOOT.

What are the odds you ask of finding a Ponzi schemer who cheated investors out of 50 Billion dollars vs. A Bigfoot?

I'm gonna guess that the odds are astronomical.

It's not adding up at this point and I don't feel like doing the math.

So who ya gonna trust?

The National EnBlogger or your own American truth?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

HENRY PAULSON REARRANGES THE DECK CHAIRS ON THE U.S.S. TITANIC YET AGAIN....TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TRUE AND ONLY IN THE NATIONAL EnBLOGGER

So once again the U.S. Federal Exchange Commission is saying the deck chairs on the U.S.S. Titanic just don't look quite right. Like a beleaguered interior designer trying to match the curtains to the drapes Henry and his team of experts, headed by formerly sunk ships captains of trade and industry, including Goldman Sachs, are telling the American people we need a TARP over the ship going down to disguise that sinking feeling. Besides, the U.S.S. Titanic will look so much better at the bottom of the ocean when the deckchairs are arranged attractively and neatly. And not only that, all those hands waving frantically, of the soon to be drowning victims in a sea of shit fest the likes of which the United States has never seen can now declare themselves "banks" of one sort or another can get a piece of the American pie. "Hey Y'all declare yourself a bank. Join right in on the sea of moneyshit festivities." YEE-HAW.

I'm going to declare my small business an independent bank so I can share a piece of the moneypie too. It all seems so simple when you get a little creative. Just declare yourself a bank.

Another story on the National EnBlogger that is so unbelievable you'd think that's exactly where it belonged. Along with the aliens from another planet invading the United States and Jim Jones Cults using brainwahing and mind control to get their way.

Here's a sampling of the movie ZEITGEIST ADDENDUM to show all the re-tards who read rags like the NATIONAL EnBLOGGER for a bit of unbelievable information. This is all viral so pass this good microbe on please. It only serves the greater good to gain public awareness. With the advent of blogging they cannot control the info going out or coming in anymore, and that makes them, whoever them are, verrry angry.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Eyes Have It For Halloween This Year






Halloween

That time of year when one dresses up as an alter ego self or some other virtual reality character. Second Life got nothing on these contact lenses being marketed to the general public now. Made for Hollywood Movies, these special effects will have you thinking twice about those alien lizard eyes you met on the street yesterday. Sure to be a hit with the kids, these contact lens will having you doing a double take. They're here...........the aliens, the chimera, the dragons, the any special effects you can imagine for an eyeball.

Some of them are verry chillllling.

They will have you wondering? Is it live or is it memorex?

Because if you don't remember seeing these eyeballs you are not paying attention.